Attention Political Candidate Volunteers
You see us rushing through the street in the evening on Election Day? We're trying to catch a train so that we can go home and, you know, VOTE. Very possibly for your candidate. It's probably a little late to change our minds, and I just might be trying to go VOTE FOR YOUR CANDIDATE, but I can't because you are IN MY WAY.
I'm happy that our primary is actually meaningful for once but I'm sick of you all (BOTH SIDES) and I can't wait till it's all over.
